What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

But this is not

Your going to be alright just relax

What did one boob say to the other boob

I don't like

Bible.. Hm.?

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

This isn't going to, hurt.

I don't like religions.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Lose lips shimk ships.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Deuteronomy 17

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

You shall not bear false witness.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I like God is love and lives within you.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Innocent before proven guilty

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Maybe leave out

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?